My Future Proffesion

So hello to everyone who is going to have this magically spectacular opportunity to read my blog. And a special hello to my English lecturer :)

I'll get right to the point - my future proffesion. Well, as I am a psychology student, it's quite obvious my future job is going to be at least a bit connected with... well, you've guessed it - psychology.

Well, I can start with the ussual sweet-talk about how I want to help people, to save the world and so on and so on. But I sincerely think that honesty is a golden virtue, therefore I'm not going to neglect that I chose psychology on completely selfish basis. I want to know how to manipulate people, how to sting where it hurts, how to trick perception ot other human beings. It logically follows that I'm not going to be a counselor or a psychoanalyst. I'm focusing on only a few fields - bussines psychology, political psychology or military psychology. These are the areas where my intentions and ideas can manifest themselves. Becouse I'm a bad bad person :)

Basically I'm goint to look something like this:

But don't be scared, the world is still not doomed. I do have the light side. A side, which reflects my humble altruism, my unconditional love to the mirracle of human life in all its' form. My reverential attitude toward emotions of any my future patient, to any friend or just a bypasser on the street. To sum up, I posses the qualities of a little fluffy bunny.

This is practically a portrait of me.
So in conclusion, my future profesion is going to involve being a part of a mad scientis and a part of helping people out :)